Is the Dick THAT good?!?!

I don't know why most(if not all) of my friends tend to come to me,whenever they have an issue, more specifically a Dating/Relationship issue, as if I have all the fucking answers...lol but they do. I credit it to my being more of a LOGICAL thinker, as opposed to being an EMOTIONAL thinker....in many(not all) situations/scenarios. So anywho, I was having a deep conversation with a dear friend about a relationship that she was in/had recently ended. While going into more and more detail, I was kind of like "Damn, I wonder why she NEVER told me ANY of this shit while it was happening" and I figured because she KNEW what I would say and she didnt wanna hear that shit. Im gunna give some examples of some of the shit that she put up with for the past 2 FUCKING YEARS....all without telling ME shit...lol

She would text him several times and he wouldn't respond.
Her take: "He must have been with some bitch,and didnt wanna text me back,while he was with her"
MY take:He very well could have been boo'd up with some dummy,BUT I don't think that was the case EVERY time he didn't respond.He probably wanted to see HOW you would react to him not responding; to see if you're the bitch who utterly doesnt give a shit and stops texting after the 3rd one goes unanswered,OR are you the 51/50 bitch who keeps texting,calling,leaving voicemails that range from jealous,to crazy to apologetic.Niggas looooovvvveeeee to test the waters and love to see how much they really "have" a bitch and regardless of the shit we say with ours words,our actions tell it all.

**I asked her to define their "Relationship"
She said she "never really" got the title of gf but "they did EVERYTHING couples do"
MY take:You were letting him smash over the course of 2 FUCKING years and he wouldn't even call u his girlfriend?!?! You were cooking for this nigga?You were passing up a bunch of dudes who probably wanted to make you their gf to be played with by THIS weak ass nigga?!?! Yooooooo....u lost me with that one.

**She told me that he told her he loved her after like 3 or 4 months and at one point even said he wanted to marry her;NO ring,No bended knee, just the 2 of them laying in the bed,after the first time she let him fuck her raw...she started calling him her fiance'

**He would dissapear out of her life for like 2 weeks at a time and would say that the reason was because he was having "family issues"
MY take: if the "family" issues were so bad, wouldn't he be doing something to move his GROWN ASS OUT of his "family's" house?!?!

**They lived pretty far away and so he would come to her city on the weekends or whatever, one specific weekend when she asked him if he was coming up, his excuse for NOT coming was that "it was his weekend to do the dishes" at his "family's house".....this is a GROWN MAN.....I pretty much flat lined when she told me that. I told her, he was probably telling the truth,cause who the FUCK would come with some shit like that, if it were a lie?!?!?! lol/smh

All in all, she pretty much played herself by allowing herself to get played in the first place.She saw red flag after red flag and STILL accepted what he gave/told her, even when she KNEW better.I had one simple question for her: "Was the dick THAT good?" She said it was, but I ain't buying that shit...we've ALL at one point or another been "dumb over a dick", but I wasn't getting that from her, or anything she told me. I think that more than anything, she found someone that she liked,he played hard to get(obviously IMPOSSIBLE to get...lol),she was up for the challenge and when he didn't give up the chase and showed his player ways, she(like every woman breathing) wanted to be "that girl"...u know, the girl that changes the game for a man, the girl that a nigga cuts off all of his side pieces for, the girl who's saved under "wifey" in his phone.....THAT GIRL and just when she thought she was getting close, he pulled the rug from under her feet and she found out what a part of her knew ALL ALONG:He had bitches....maddd bitches.THE END.He pretty much cut her off for one of them and was kind of running her name through the mud, as is she did ANYTHING but give a fuck about his punk ass.It makes me sad that now,MY friend is hurting and I cant do anything but make the shit worst by being hone st and telling her my TRUE feelings about the shit and this nigga is boo'd up with some duck. I've been through shit,and will probably go through a little bit more, but the next time Im at a crossroads about some shit and "love" isnt enough, I'm gunna ask myself the same very simple question I asked her: "Is the dick THAT good?!"