5 Things that have RUINED Black Women

What's happening to Black Girls while Nerds,Inspiring Rappers and social rejects seem to flourish in these "New" technologically advanced times. For some reason, sooooo many BLACK women have gotten off to such a bad start in the past few years, it's truly saddening and sometimes EMBARRASSING to wear the title "BLACK WOMAN" I know everyone is different and should be treated accordingly but we ALL know that that isn't realistic now-a-days or really EVER. Something is happening to Black women though, there is a "defect' in ALL of us and if Doc Brown comes to me and says "Jolie, it's 2011 now, and by the year 2031, ALL decent Black Women, EXCEPT yourself will be EXTINCT" I would believe him because I already see the signs:





*INDIAN HAIR

Black Women will do ANYTHING to get it, they have even PROUDLY boasted about how having that "good shit" sewn into their head tops their list of MUST do's. Women will pay their rent/car not LATE to have a new weave right after pay day. They will even put the shit on lay-away....I didn't even think you could still put shit on lay-away, then I find out you can set up a payment plan for some fucking HAIR!!COME ONNNNNNN,sonn!! In India, they give this shit away (well, the sell it, but for a very small price)...they eat some curry,drink a 5-hour energy and go to the temple and get their hair shaven off. I'm not gunna try and act "Holier than thou" and pretend that I don't like a good weave every NOW AND THEN, but handling my business takes priority over EVERYTHING....ESPECIALLY over a few ounces of Remi. I couldn't imagine spending HUNDREDS, even THOUSANDS of dollars on HAIR!! I feel like it's a woman's job to know how to make herself look good...with or without a weave or, if u do wear a weave, the pricetag shouldnt necissarily determine how good ur shit looks...a real woman knows how to "work her shit" I've only had 2 full weaves in my entire life, I've always done my own hair and I with a good flat iron and ebough Jedi mind control to have my CLIP INS give Naomi Campbells weave a run for her money. BOSS UP,Ladies!




*SKINNY JEANS


Face it: Skinny Jeans are in, but I can't stand to see them worn the wrong way. The skinny jean plague is running Rampant through Urban America. At first it was all good, but then bitches started thinking/acting like skinny jeans were one size fits all . I was shopping one day and went to go try on some clothes, I overheard 2 girls in the fitting room next to me debating on whether one of the friend's should buy some skinnies and I heard one "friend" say "If you can fit into them, you should get them, girl" in the words of Shakespeare "Where fort thou doish that at?" I'm thinking "Skinny jeans aren't pajama pants,bitch! Not everyone looks right in them,therefore not everyone should rock them!" If you squeeze your wide ass in them, it looks like a fight is being waged in your pants.The first victim is taste,second victim is class and the third victim is that poor zipper. If you have thick legs, wear a skirt...men love to see thick thighs accentuated by a tiny(but fitting) skirt. Don't try to keep up with the Keri Hilsons of the world, unless you're willing to eat NOTHING but pussy and celery sticks, like Ms. Keri does(nothing wrong with that, I may add...lol)







*Facebook

I know I'm extremely late, but I have YET to see "The Social Network" but when I do, I hope it begins with a scrolling caption "BEFORE Black People Joined...." and THEN tell the story. If I was white, I'd be racist after seeing how Blacks treat their facebook pages...Black WOMEN in particular. I'm not talking about the "classic" bathroom pics that we ALL have, I'm talking about the dumb ass feed stories and internet slander that goes on all day,every day.Hint: "inseider" or "they know who they are" sounds young as shit and make you look dumb and uber immature. If you have a problem with your cousin's girlfriend, inbox the bitch, or better yet, pick up a phone like the old days. I dodn't sign up to be in the middle of a catfight. Ive also seen women post some of the loneliest, attention grabbing shit I've ever seen in my life. I once saw a girl update her relationship status FOUR times in the span of a week-ONE week. I just felt like if the relationship is THAT rocky,babygirl shouldn't you hold off on letting the internet know you're "engaged" until you actually get the ring, or at LEAST a clean Aids test back that you've been hoping for? Facebook is becoming a mess. Guys stay on Facebook cus they think it's the new Myspace, with bitches who actually respond to messages. WE stay on Facebook because it's the closest thing to a shallow High School experience since, well, High School






*BLACK MEN




As Black women, we are intelligent, sexy and compassionate amongst other things. Of all women, I think the Black Woman has the ability to survive, adapt and basically make something out of nothing, use what we have to get what we want and then some. I thought we would have seen a Black FEMALE President before a Black Male president....so what happend?? NIGGAS.You can take the most put together Black Woman, but once a man puts his hooks in, it's a wrap! I don't care if you're a Law student or working the counter at Jamba Juice, once a nigga dicks you down or talks to you the "right way" you'll throw everything away...we've ALL been there or WILL be at one point o another. And if you don't or haven't, you will at LEAST come close to it.I've been one and have seen a woman who becomes emotionally unhinged after a man did her/does her dirty. Hearing the term "Niggas ain't shit" translated to us as :"BEWARE OF DOG" when we were little.Just like that kid that hard headed kid that throws his ball in the next yard and goes in to get it, knowing he's gunna get a chunk of his ass bitten off if he does. As Black Women, we will read all the books, memorize EVERY issue of Cosmo,exchange horror stories of how/why "NIGGAS AIN'T SHIT" with our girls,see ALL the warning signs and bear YEARS of experience---but if a nigga's game is tight enough, we will re-enter that "yard" KNOWING our ass is grass.SMH




*NICKI MINAJ

This bitch(who's music I adore, for the most part) has driven Black Women fucking MAD!! She has Whoopi Goldberg looking bitches calling themselves "Barbie", she has bitches thinking it's okay to rock bleach-blonde hair,regardless of their complexion.She has every female from the age of like 13 to like 34 changing their last name on myspace ti "Minaj", she has gay guys thinking that wearing pink and wearing a pink wig/taking "sexy" pictures makes them look like a "Barbie"....her whole image has taken the eff over!! Black Women have lost their damn minds! I love Nicki(been rocking with her and her music from day one...BIG fan) but if I see one more(just one) fat black woman rocking a catsuit,trying to be like Nicki/partially blinding us ALL...I'm gunna flip my lid!! Ro-Ro- Roger THAT!